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01

Sep

He’s off the market, ladies.

He’s off the market, ladies.

31

Aug

Pillow talk

Pillow talk

30

Aug

Practice makes perfect.

Practice makes perfect.

29

Aug

Is there a filter on Instagram that removes trees in the foreground? Maybe call it, “chainsaw”? Either way, view from balcony.

Is there a filter on Instagram that removes trees in the foreground? Maybe call it, “chainsaw”? Either way, view from balcony.

28

Aug

See that star in the upper left hand quadrant of the picture? I can. And from where I’m sitting there are billions more like it. A cool breeze on a lake, in the middle of nowhere, and at the beginning of a wonderful wedding weekend.

See that star in the upper left hand quadrant of the picture? I can. And from where I’m sitting there are billions more like it. A cool breeze on a lake, in the middle of nowhere, and at the beginning of a wonderful wedding weekend.

26

Aug

I tapped the screen but they didn’t really disperse that quickly. The new koi pond app update, while fairly lifelike, is much slower. And wetter. And not an app. (at Japanese Tea Garden)

I tapped the screen but they didn’t really disperse that quickly. The new koi pond app update, while fairly lifelike, is much slower. And wetter. And not an app. (at Japanese Tea Garden)

23

Aug

It took six months for the birds to realize there aren’t bottoms to the cages. Needless to say, the Rainforest Cafe in San Francisco sucks.

It took six months for the birds to realize there aren’t bottoms to the cages. Needless to say, the Rainforest Cafe in San Francisco sucks.

I’ve never see a picture taken from this angle of these house before. Not even in the opening credits of a tv show in the 80’s.

I’ve never see a picture taken from this angle of these house before. Not even in the opening credits of a tv show in the 80’s.

22

Aug

Here’s hoping for a great weekend.

Here’s hoping for a great weekend.

17

Aug

Selfie of my best friend…and his lame dad. Who wears a backwards hat anymore? So weird.

Selfie of my best friend…and his lame dad. Who wears a backwards hat anymore? So weird.